"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
— unknown (via shigaretto)
Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no